I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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