"it" just moved
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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