no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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