why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
