we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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