Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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