awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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