Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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