You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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