Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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