Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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