We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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