But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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