You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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