I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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