You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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