Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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