what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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