It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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