I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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