he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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