would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
