never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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