To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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