I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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