Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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