She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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