Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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