she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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