and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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