I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
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