OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
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