Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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