Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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