Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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