Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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