my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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