I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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