i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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