i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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