this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
You've changed since you got that strap on
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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