After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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