You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You are a genius and a whore.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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