She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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