You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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