real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
