Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Boobs speak an international language.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Randomize
