I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Drunk is not a location!
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
