it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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