I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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