is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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