My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Randomize
