Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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